consulting-violinist:

shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

why can’t my english teacher be your english teacher

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kuroenigma:

echobo:

lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake

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